The prize must go to
W-wa Zachodnia. Poland's
Clapham Junction, with trains local, suburban, regional, national
and international passing through. W-wa Zachodnia sports a seemingly random collection of platforms, with a complete lack of travel information provided to passengers at platform level. No indicator boards electronic or otherwise, no printed timetables. No clocks on the suburban platforms. No one to tell you if you are in the right place, if your train is on time.
W-wa Centralna's not perfect, but it is far, far advanced to this dump when it comes to passenger facilities and information. Even
W-wa Smródmieście has indicator boards informing you of delays, at platform level, and access to ticket validating machines. And an English-language Wikipedia page.
Above: Only the woman with the mobile phone gives away the scene's date to post-communist times. This station is absolutely dreadful – avoid travelling from it or changing trains here at all costs. Unless you are fascinated by Poland in the communist era. Come here for a taste of what the Old System was like. A Polish national railway museum? Here it is! One early '80s vintage railway station, in working condition (just about), preserved in aspic.
To find out when your train is due, you need to descend into the single tunnel linking all seven platforms. There, in the gloom, you will find (separate) timetables for
PKP,
SKM,
WKD and
KM trains. In tiny weeny writing; I have to take out my reading glasses to discover when (and from which platform) my train is. And then one should check that there isn't a supplementary timetable, somewhere else along the dark tunnel, which tells you that the main timetable has actually been replaced by this one.
To make things worse, W-wa Zachodnia's multiplicity of platform edges highlights the nonsense of PKP's platform-numbering policy. In most of the world, a platform edge is a platform, with its own number. In Poland, a platform with two edges is one platform serving two tracks. OK, you might think. But look at how they are presented:
Platform numeration at W-wa Zachodnia:
Platform (Peron) 1 (WKD)
Track (
Tor) 1, track 2
Platform 2
Track 20, track 22 (does this make sense?)
Platform 3
Track 23, track 21
Platform 4
Track 8, track 25 (this is where it gets complicated)
Platform 5
Track 4, track 6
Platform 6
Track 1, track 2 (OK...?)
Platform 7
Track 5, track 3 (Logical?)
Platform 9¾ can't be far away. The true
anorak might make sense of PKP's passenger-hostile track numeration system, but for the average traveller, this is hell. The number of times I've been caught out, having to dive into the tunnel to find out from which platform and at which time my train is due, only to find it's come and gone - it fills me with fury at the sheer unreformability of this particular station.
"Bing-bong" go the chimes. "The train for Poznań departs from Track 4 Platform 5". Wait... or was that Track 5 Platform 4? The announcements mention the track number ahead of the platform number, whilst the printed timetables set out the platform number ahead of the track number.
Today I had to change here for Jeziorki and found myself sitting by an elderly couple who'd boarded this Radom-bound train thinking it will get them to Kielce. Their journey home will be interesting; unless they change at W-wa Służewiec or Piaseczno to catch an express, they'll be carried along slowly to Radom from where they will have to catch a Kielce-bound train.
Down in the tunnel that links tracks 1, 2, 20, 22, 23, 21, 8, 25, 4, 6, 1, 2, 5 and 3 (in that order), you will be able to find stalls selling months-old magazines that have come off sale-or-return, and made their way via unofficial channels to a secondary market, where they are sold for a fraction of their cover price. Another reason why publishing is a particularly unrewarding business in Poland (state TV dumping airtime prices being the other one). Down here you'll also find down here real hardcore
żul hangouts, like
Bar na Luzie, where beer is still 3 zlotys a half-litre. The stench of burnt casein, onions and kebab fat mingle with those of the unwashed.

And this train (
above) is for...? To be honest, I never did find out. It pulled in unannounced; no timetable on platform, it pulled out. Was it going my way? As it happened, today was an unusual day. Thieves stole overhead power lines on the Radom line between Warka and Radom. This happens from time to time (like when Eddie and I were headed for the Bieszczady with our bikes on holiday a few years back).