Sunday 6 December 2020

Kitten logic

Felusia is usually a high-energy bundle of playfulness, chasing around the house. But not today. She has been sitting by the patio doors, staring outside. What's up? I take time to observe her. She is intently watching the garden. It's windy; pl.meteopost.com gives windspeed right now as gusting at up to 16 metres a second. The trees - usually still - are moving, their tops swaying to and fro. The lawn is shimmering, in waves. Most interestly, a leaf cartwheels across the lawn, and then another brown one scuttles across the patio like a turbo-boosted mouse. And that noise out there - not predictable machine-made sounds like that of the washing machine or a passenger jet coming in to land overhead, but a low, strong, sustained rushing moan that rises and falls.

Watching the wind and its works

To the cat mind, everything that moves is potentially an animal, and animals are prey. Stationary things, such as plants or furniture, are inedible. Suddenly the entire outdoors - all that stands on the other side of the windows - has become animated. Those leaves need to be investigated and chased! 

Felusia will remain indoors for her kittenhood and will finally be allowed out in the spring. She will have had her vaccinations, noted in her 'National certificate of cat' (as her ksi膮偶eczka zdrowia kota is helpfully translated on its cover).

In the meanwhile, Felusia observes and learns. She is curious, and I can see her mind putting two and two together. The sink in the food room is used to clean the humans' flattened food-bowls and those metal things they use to eat with, that compensate for their lack of sharp claws. There is a room up the stairs with a huge sink which humans use to immerse their entire body in, after removing their coats! And under their shoes they have body parts that look like their hands, only more elongated with shorter fingers! The wetness in this sink tends to smell of chemicals and unnatural things. The human house is full of puzzles that the cat mind has to put into place. 

Felusia could not be more different to her predecessor Papusia. Felusia is vastly more intelligent - intelligence based on curiosity and observation. She is more sociable, and will generally choose to be in a room with a human than one without. The feline soul is visible to the human sensitivity.

This time five years ago:
Automatic writing - England, 1912

This time eight years ago:
Poland's progress up Transparency International's ranking

This time 13 years ago:
A day in Pozna艅


12 comments:

Helena said...

Presume you will get her spayed also 馃槈

Michael Dembinski said...

@ Helena

Haha! We felt that Papusia never forgave us for sterilising her, depriving her of the joy of motherhood. And we felt that Lila never forgave us for allowing her to fall pregnant the first time she came into heat, depriving her of a peaceful existence without the responsibilities of a brood of kittens.

Yes bad, yes not good.

[tak 藕le, tak nie dobrze]

Helena said...

A bit of anthromorphism there.........

Michael Dembinski said...

@ Helena

The more time I spend with Felusia, the more I marvel on her intellect, and wonder whether it shouldn't be allowed to be inherited by another generation...

Helena said...

Is intellect hereditary??

Ref spaying,not sure what the excess cat population is like in Poland but in U.K. the rescue centres groan with thousands upon thousands of unwanted cats........

Michael Dembinski said...

@Helena

If intellect isn't hereditary - does it ALL come from environment/education? Doubt it! There's a strong hereditary factor...

Excess cats in Poland less of a problem because of the multitude of small farms. A cat's life in the countryside is all about mouse-catching, rapid breeding and early deaths, run over by tractor or just neglected. A far less sentimental attitude than the British love for their moggie.

Helena said...

Ref intellect,that was just a contentious comment.....馃構

Helena said...

Out of interest,just had some Polish clients who have been giving their female cat ,their own contraceptive pill for women (apparently on the advice of a vet in Poland)
Anyhow,the cat has fallen pregnant-twice , after the tablets.Fortunately the cat has now been spayed.

Helena said...

Out of interest,just had some Polish clients who have been giving their female cat ,their own contraceptive pill for women (apparently on the advice of a vet in Poland)
Anyhow,the cat has fallen pregnant-twice , after the tablets.Fortunately the cat has now been spayed.

Helena said...

Out of interest,just had some Polish clients who have been giving their female cat ,their own contraceptive pill for women (apparently on the advice of a vet in Poland)
Anyhow,the cat has fallen pregnant-twice , after the tablets.Fortunately the cat has now been spayed.

Unknown said...

Out of interest,just had some Polish clients who have been giving their female cat ,their own contraceptive pill for women (apparently on the advice of a vet in Poland)
Anyhow,the cat has fallen pregnant-twice , after the tablets.Fortunately the cat has now been spayed.

Michael Dembinski said...

@ Helena

Goodness! Shocked that vets can offer such poor advice!

Anyway, Felusia's been done; first week after op she was very subdued, now, two and half weeks on, stitches out, she's back to her manic kitten self, and I must say, I'm rather glad.