"Dogs fetch. Cats bring. Therein lies the difference." An example of Jacek Koba's witty sayings, a few of which have ended up on this blog – Jacek being a regular commentator here for over 15 years. Now he has published a book, Epigramology – Modern Epigrams and Aphorisms, which is an absolute delight. The contents: over 600 epigrams covering modern life, from politics, money, religion, work, education, relationships, travel and... cats and dogs.
Epigrams and aphorisms are an antidote to the expendable content scrolled up by modern media. They require pauses, consideration and return. "The reader is encouraged to dip in and out at random," it says in the preface. Indeed – this book is perfectly suited for confined spaces; it has been designed to be dipped in and out of, during those brief private moments in which the reader can extract meaningful insight. Epigramology should be read in short bursts. Read a few, close the book, pause to think – and then return.
The very title Epigramology sounds half-classical discipline, half-laboratory mishap: the scientific study of the sentence that goes off in your hand. This is the territory of the epigram. A miniature essay that won't waste the reader's afternoon. The book's original subheading was to be "Quintessence, Luminescence and Incandescence", which neatly categorised the epigrams around the three – definitions, insights, and rage.
The epigram is an unforgiving literary form. A weak poem can hide behind atmosphere; a padded essay can take refuge in nuance. But an epigram is out on its own. It must enter, strike, take a bow, and then vanish. If it lingers, it becomes advice. If it explains itself, it becomes a LinkedIn post. If it moralises, it becomes a bumper sticker. Epigramology is a project to revive a classic form that demands intelligence, compression and a pinch of elegant cruelty. It diagnoses our troubled civilisation one sentence at a time.
Personal bugbears I must say intrude somewhat – Epigramology has it in for the urban cyclist in the same way that my blog has it in for the SUV buyer/driver. And this causes me to reflect. Both targets are sublimations of the real villain – Homo inconsideratus incogitans – the inconsiderate unthinking. Czlowiek, który się nie zastanawia (the person who contemplates not).
The book was self-published via Amazon, and I must say that self-publication has now been made vastly easier and cheaper than ever before. AI's role in the publishing process is making big changes. Authors can now check their content for originality – and for epigrams, originality is crucial ("I must have read this somewhere before but forgotten it"). For publishers, AI is a vital tool for protecting themselves against accusations of profiting from plagiarism. Large language models are ideally suited for sifting through everything that's ever been written to ensure that what had genuinely come from the human mind is fresh.
Raise a wry chuckle with your after-dinner speeches by dropping some Koba epigrams into them.
My favourite Jacek Koba quote, one that I have successfully deployed in my life, is "Happiness is an expectation-to-reality ratio of 1:1".
Epigramology is available from Amazon.com (link here).
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