Monday, 31 December 2007

Final thoughts for 2007

After a few days in the UK, I return to Jeziorki to make the following generalisations:

1) Polish women are prettier than English women
2) British drivers are more considerate than Polish drivers
3) Polish smoked meats (wędliny) are tastier than British cured hams etc.
4) English cheeses are incomparably superior than Polish cheeses, yet are unavailable in Poland
5) All Polish dogs are called either "Hodge" or "Hodge Two".

4 comments:

scatts said...

In complete agreement on 1 & 2. general agreement on 3 although I have yet to find a really nice tasty and DRY ham from the bone here yet. As that's my favourite, it's a problem!

On 4, I also agree wholeheartedly with the exception that you can get English/Irish cheddar here. Let me know if you need to know where to go to get it.

On 5, I can only smile!

batorego said...

"Hodge Two"!!! :D
That's a lol.

alex said...

jajaj..thinking of buying a dog...

Anonymous said...

Samuel Johnson's cat was called 'Hodge' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodge_%28cat%29)